“Sometimes two people have to fall apart, to realize how much they need to fall back together.”

“Life is a funny thing. We only get so many years to live it, so we have to do everything we can to make sure those years are as full as they can be. We shouldn't waste time on things that might hap...”

“There are moments in every relationship that define when two people start to fall in love.A first glanceA first smileA first kissA first fall(I remove the Darth Vader house shoes from my satchel an...”

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

“Naked truths aren't always pretty.”

“Until then, never lose hope. Never stop loving me. Never forget. Never Never”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“The more wit the less courage.”

“Marriage is the grave or tomb of wit.”

“Wit beyond measure is mans greatest treasure.”