“I married my first husband for love, my second husband for adventure, and my third husband for laffs.”

“Documenting little details of your everyday life becomes a celebration of who you are.”

“Why youll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: we have too much respect for shoes.”

“Dont know where to begin writing? Just throw up on paper.”

“If you hear a different drummer, dont marchdance!”

“Theres never enough time for all the naps you want.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Reading and naps, two of life's greatest pleasures, go especially well together.”

“A lot of high-profile companies are recognizing the benefits of power napping. . . . It's like kindergarten all over again.”

“School means work and work means death. Let's all go take a nap.”

“Lost Time is never found again.”

“How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever.”

“Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.”