“You accidentally touched his bottom? Didnt that happen when you last saw him aswell? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem.”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”