“Sometimes two people have to fall apart, to realize how much they need to fall back together.”

“Life is a funny thing. We only get so many years to live it, so we have to do everything we can to make sure those years are as full as they can be. We shouldn't waste time on things that might hap...”

“There are moments in every relationship that define when two people start to fall in love.A first glanceA first smileA first kissA first fall(I remove the Darth Vader house shoes from my satchel an...”

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

“Naked truths aren't always pretty.”

“Until then, never lose hope. Never stop loving me. Never forget. Never Never”

“I can already tell he isn't the kind of guy a girl gets a simple crush on. He's the kind of guy you fall hard for, and the thought of that terrifies me.”

“You probably faked passing out the other day, just so you could be carried in my hot, sweaty, manly arms.”

“You have to let it go. You can hold on to the hate and the love and even the bitterness, but you have to go of the blame. The blame is what's tearing you down, babe." -Sky”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Karen shuts the back door and turns to me. You know I trust you, but pleaseDont get pregnant, I interrupt. I know, I know. Youve been saying that every time you leave for the past two years. Im not...”

“Karen shuts the back door and turns to me. “You know I trust you, but please…”“Don’t get pregnant,” I interrupt. “I know, I know. You’ve been saying that every time you leave for the past two years...”