“Marcus looked down. Ah, man! This was my favorite shirt. Who tore it? he asked, trying to pull the ragged edges together.”

“...but Id learned a long time ago that the worse things are, the more people lie about them.”

“My dad was nothing but a bingo call.”

“You know, he said, P.S.S. Piss Camp. Yeah, I get it, I said, Its just not funny.”

“Lets just say, theres not much of a moon out tonight, Nose continued anyway, but if Yale joined us, there would be.”

“Marcus looked down. “Ah, man! This was my favorite shirt. Who tore it?” he asked, trying to pull the ragged edges together.”

“Have you ever stopped to think that maybe God isn't trying to save you? Maybe, he is trying to remove all that hurt and anger inside of you so you can save everyone in this situation? Maybe, today ...”

“A conscious human is driven by their conscience, not popular opinion.”

“God is indeed able to make you what He wants you to be.”

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”