“Im out of health potions. Retreat! Retreat! Give me some of your health potions! I screamed. I dont have any potions. Run, bitch, run, Brody squealed. The red ran out on my health and my assassin w...”

“She nodded, grabbed her purse out of the drawer and skedaddled, walking like she was on a catwalk, one foot in front of the other, her ass swaying under the skirt of her expensive, tailored suit.Bi...”

“Exquisite pain. The kind you wanted to feel every day for the rest of your life. It was the pain of finally having something you wanted. Something youd longed for. Longed for since you had memories...”

“There are very few, very fuckin' few people, Kia, who get what's precious in this world. They work their asses off for pure shit and think they'd fight and die to keep it. You don't fight and die f...”

“Ive shared more breakfasts with you thanany woman Ive dated in the last year and a half, Mitch returned.I know what you look like in the morning. I know what you act likewhen you come home tired af...”

“Wherever you are, however you got there, if it's good, you're meant to be there either because you earned it or life led you there and you were smart enough to hold on.”

“Learning how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them. Harder, maybe. There'd be a sight more frogs in this world if I didn't know how not to turn people into them. And big pink ballo...”

“My girl, always hated frogs, Jackie stated when shed controlled her hilarity.Thats right, Mom, Feb leveled her irate eyes at her mother, Im a girl therefore I hate frogs. Id get kicked out of the g...”

“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”

“Girls get screwed.Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things.The way things work, how guys feel great, but make girls feelcheap for doingexactly what they b...”

“Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.”