“It's not really my problem if they think I'm weird.”

“I just cash in on the fact that Im good looking, and Ive got a nice figure and girls like me.”

“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

“You just pick up a chord, go twang, and you're got music.”

“Money isn't everything. It's the only thing.”

“Where did Jesus ministry resources come from? The Scriptures give eight sources of possible income for the moneybag carried by Judas. The following Scriptures will show that Jesus never asked the s...”

“You can get over a million dollars worth of life insurance in case you die, but only eight to ten bucks and hour to live”

“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”

“Girls get screwed.Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things.The way things work, how guys feel great, but make girls feelcheap for doingexactly what they b...”

“Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.”

“Not one of the boys like me. Ive put their noses out of joint.Well, they were never good-looking lads.”

“I never trusted good-looking boys.”

“Not one of the boys like me. I’ve put their noses out of joint.”“Well, they were never good-looking lads.”