Stuffed cats are able to creep more convincingly than live ones.
“...my pride in Joachim Mahlke was as sweet as chocolate creams.”
“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”
“After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.”
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”