“A warm sunny evening, the plash and gurgle of the waves in the rock pools, the rush of the cold gin. I thought for the first time of my novel, abandoned, all these years, and I came up, unprompted,...”

“Are our lives just the aggregate of the lies we've told? ('Lives' - the 'v' is silent.)”

“Those of us who have the luck to enjoy good health forget about this vast parallel universe of the unwell-their daily miseries, their banal ordeals. Only when you cross that frontier into the world...”

“It was pleasant - and the sense of otherness was nice, that there were two people involved in this process, that we were each giving something to the other.”

“Hot crumpets with butter and jam - what could be more ambrosial?”

“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”