“Im out of health potions. Retreat! Retreat! Give me some of your health potions! I screamed. I dont have any potions. Run, bitch, run, Brody squealed. The red ran out on my health and my assassin w...”

“She nodded, grabbed her purse out of the drawer and skedaddled, walking like she was on a catwalk, one foot in front of the other, her ass swaying under the skirt of her expensive, tailored suit.Bi...”

“Exquisite pain. The kind you wanted to feel every day for the rest of your life. It was the pain of finally having something you wanted. Something youd longed for. Longed for since you had memories...”

“There are very few, very fuckin' few people, Kia, who get what's precious in this world. They work their asses off for pure shit and think they'd fight and die to keep it. You don't fight and die f...”

“Ive shared more breakfasts with you thanany woman Ive dated in the last year and a half, Mitch returned.I know what you look like in the morning. I know what you act likewhen you come home tired af...”

“Wherever you are, however you got there, if it's good, you're meant to be there either because you earned it or life led you there and you were smart enough to hold on.”

“They got cream puffs at the bakery but I bet yours will be better, he noted. As Americans often put sweetened whipped cream or vanilla pudding between the choux pastry, and well be making crme pati...”

“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”