“Im the sexiest of them all! - Carol”

“Thanks, but no thanks. I need my makeup honey. - Carol”

“Im getting the feeling that you two dont like me. - Kristy”

“Ive been thinking that you, me and Kristy should all have a sleepover or something like that. Wouldnt that be so cool! - Carol”

“Youre forgetting we never get in trouble in that class. Remember I gave Mr. Hendry that lap dance last year. Im thinking hes expecting one this year as well. - Carol”

“Dont get all gothic and emo on me now. - Tory”

“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”

“Girls get screwed.Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things.The way things work, how guys feel great, but make girls feelcheap for doingexactly what they b...”

“Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.”

“I do not love men: I love what devours them.”

“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”

“Part of his mind was screaming, but it was a distant one and easy to ignore.”