“You never know what the vodka will bring, I laughed.Oh, like the time you caught my hair on fire at the candlelight party in Mels basement! That was the craziest thing that I ever had happen to me....”

“I swallowed hard and said as calmly as possible, Theres been a murder. I dont know what happened. The address is two-two-zero three Devonshire Court.”

“Im suddenly not hungry, Shane, said, his face ashen. Noah, you go get the note. Be careful not to touch anything else. Dont step in the blood.”

“Lets get the heck out of here then. These dark empty places give me the creeps. I feel like zombies are going to spring out at any time, I said, picking up my dropped items.If there are zombies the...”

“I second that. This is all so creepy. I feel like we are in some sort of strange movie, forget an episode of Buffy. We have passed into official horror movie territory.-Nessa and Cora”

“I could have sworn I just heard him thinking about the proposal he had planned. Red roses and champagne waiting at the restaurant, but maybe I imagined it.I frowned in turn. You could read his thou...”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

“Each of us is born with a box of matches inside us but we can't strike them all by ourselves”

“Love, like fire, goes out without fuel.”

“She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”