“When she scooped up her clothes, opened his door, then snapped her fingers for a guard down the hall, Wroth watched like a bystander. Pssst. Minion. I need these laundered. Very little starch. Dont...”

“Torture? she asked with a laugh. My first piece of information Ill divulge to you? I wouldnt recommend trying to torture me. I dislike it and grow sulky under pincers.Its a fault.”

“Wroth, darling, she purred, smiling so sweetly. I cant wait for the next time I get to put my mouth on you. In an instant the smile faded and she snapped her teeth and yanked her head back as if sh...”

“He swallowed. Have you no modesty? Never in his life had he encountered a female so quick to be naked. Of course, hed never in his life encountered a female who should so utterly be naked at any ch...”

“Wroth, darling,” she purred, smiling so sweetly. “I can’t wait for the next time I get to put my mouth on you.” In an instant the smile faded and she snapped her teeth and yanked her head back as i...”

“He swallowed. “Have you no modesty?” Never in his life had he encountered a female so quick to be naked. Of course, he’d never in his life encountered a female who should so utterly be naked at any...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”