“Bliss, I dont normally do things like that. But I was second-guessing everything about coming here, and you were everything I needed. I dont know how many times Ive stopped myself from coming over ...”

“It wasnt until Id walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasnt wearing shoes. A. Or a shirt. 2. I didnt bring my keys A. Or anything really. 3. Id just left a comp...”

“Words streamed from my mouth, some familiar, some not.The last of the were, "I love you."He rose up off me with a grin. "If I'd known it was that easy to get you to admit how you feel, I would have...”

“Then, slowly, like the sunrise peeking over the horizon, she smiled.She snapped the box closed.She didnt scream. She didnt run. She didnt faint.There might have been a little crying.But mostly she ...”

“She said she wanted my best line tomorrow after the show, and now I knew what it was going to be.”

“Garrick was panting when he replied, Youre not forcing me to do anything. I just want you to be sure. You can say stop at anytime. His lips pulled wide. You dont need to make up a new pet.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”