It wasnt until Id walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasnt wearing shoes. A. Or a shirt. 2. I didnt bring my keys A. Or anything really. 3. Id just left a complete stranger in my apartment. A. Naked.Whoever said one-night stands were supposed to be simple with no strings attached had clearly never met the disaster that was me.

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