“It is easy to replace man, and it will take no great time, when Nature has lapsed, to replace Nature.”

“Happiness is not a matter of events it depends upon the tides of the mind.”

“Our fathers valued change for the sake of its results we value it in the act. ”

“Let a man turn to his own childhood-no further-if he will renew his sense of remoteness and of the mystery of change.”

“Happiness is not a matter of events it depends upon the tides of the mind.”

“Our fathers valued change for the sake of its results we value it in the act.”

“We look before and after,And pine for what is not;Our sincerest laughterWith some pain is fraught;Our sweetest songs are those that tell Of saddest thought.”

“I know why we laugh. We laugh because it hurts, and it's the only thing to make it stop hurting.”

“MARCUS ANDRONICUS: Now is a time to storm; why art thou still?TITUS ANDRONICUS: Ha, ha, ha!MARCUS ANDRONICUS: Why dost thou laugh? it fits not with this hour.TITUS ANDRONICUS: Why, I have not anoth...”

“There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.”

“I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.”

“Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.”