“He's so old his social security number is two digits.”

“We didn't feel so good when we took our son to college and saw a sign on the liquor store - Back to School Sale.”

“Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."”

“They make money the old-fashioned way. They inherit it.”

“I'm going to spend it all. . . why leave it to our errors?”

“Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."”

“A true philosopher must never give up.”

“...these sleepless nights, when oddly enough my concentration was high, fueled perhaps by the effort to ignore the all-engrossing threat of bombs and rockets.”

“Never, never, never give in!”