“He's so old his social security number is two digits.”

“We didn't feel so good when we took our son to college and saw a sign on the liquor store - Back to School Sale.”

“Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."”

“As an entrepreneur I am often asked how I kept my perseverance. Well persevere comes from the Latin roots purse as in "money " and sever as in "cut off." That's why I persevered.”

“I'm going to spend it all. . . why leave it to our errors?”

“Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."”

“Rich people do not work for money, they are doing what they like to do”

“Why do we need money beyond a point? If we are free of ill health, enmity, and debt, is that not enough? Too much money only leads to less peace.”

“Nine out of ten significant people have to do with money or war!”