“Monday for wealth Tuesday for health Wednesday the best day of all: Thursday for crosses Friday for losses Saturday no luck at all.”

“One white foot - buy him: Two white feet - try him Three white feet - look well about him Four white feet - go without him.”

“Merry have we met and merry have we been Merry let us part and merry meet again With our merry sing-song happy gay and free With a merry ding-dong happy let us be!”

“When I did well I heard it never When I did ill I heard it ever.”

“He that fights and runs away Will live to fight another day.”

“Year of snow Fruit will grow.”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”