“Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.”

“I don't want the cheese. I just want to get out of the trap.”

“With bread and wine you can walk your road.”

“From a fallen tree all make kindling.”

“You can't have more bugs than a blanketful.”

“Don't offer me advice give me money.”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”