“When the president of the United States flicks the switch to light up the Christmas tree on the White House lawn, that house ceases to be an American symbol; it becomes a Christian symbol.”

“When men are oppressed, it's a tragedy. When women are oppressed, it's tradition.”

“Friendships aren't perfect and yet they are very precious. For me not expecting perfection all in one place was a great release.”

“We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young.”

“Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.”

“Friendships aren't perfect and yet they are very precious. For me not expecting perfection all in one place was a great release.”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”