“It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.”

“Marriage is the deep deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”