“We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.”

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”

“If anyone has a new idea in this country there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.”

“If anyone has a new idea in this country there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.”

“When a man opens the car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”