“All the movies used to be 'colossal'. Now they're all 'frank'. I think I liked 'colossal' better.”

“I wonder what language truck drivers are using now that everyone is using theirs?”

“I wonder what language truck drivers are using now that everyone is using theirs?”

“Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.”

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”

“Gossip, as usual, was one-third right and two-thirds wrong.”

“Jealousy often turns people into irresponsible storytellers.”

“Gossip is the sound of jealously.”