“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”

“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”

“Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.”

“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”

“The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.”

“Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.”

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”

“Gossip, as usual, was one-third right and two-thirds wrong.”

“Jealousy often turns people into irresponsible storytellers.”

“Gossip is the sound of jealously.”