The whole world is about three drinks behind.
“The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.”
“I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.”
“When one gathers all the books of all worldly religions, when one beholds (dharan) them, then the phenomenon of religious upholding (dharma dharan) occurs. When that religious upholding becomes 100...”
“You can be drunk on wine.You can be drunk on success.I'm just drunk on the success of my wine.”
“We will drink what we thirst for and eat what we hunger for if we allow ourselves to be used for what we were created for!”
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”