“Ask not for a lighter load but for broader shoulders”

“What you don't see with your eyes don't invent with your tongue.”

“Worries go down better with soup than without.”

“When you have no choice mobilize the spirit of courage.”

“Make sure to send a lazy man for the Angel of Death.”

“The poor schlemiel is a man who falls on his back and breaks his nose.”

“When one gathers all the books of all worldly religions, when one beholds (dharan) them, then the phenomenon of religious upholding (dharma dharan) occurs. When that religious upholding becomes 100...”

“You can be drunk on wine.You can be drunk on success.I'm just drunk on the success of my wine.”

“We will drink what we thirst for and eat what we hunger for if we allow ourselves to be used for what we were created for!”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”