“All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.”

“Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.”

“If the mind fits, shrink it.”

“My son, I dont believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. Id prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.”

“When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.”

“Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible the second and misinterpret, the dinner coats swear you to...”

“A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.”

“No one plows the field just by thinking about it.”

“We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.”

“Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden until she is married, ice until it has been crossed, beer until it has been drunk.”

“Haste is from the Devil.”

“The candle burned the moth:But soon it will vanish in its own fat.”