“What was it with gay men and art photos of nude male torsos?”

“This, Calvin realised, as Joey grinned and told him sweetly to Suck that dick was what it was like to be God: utter confidence, utter trust, utter ease with yourself, no move you could not make, no...”

“His face clouded over when Calvin and Peachy tried to explain women. Peachy pressed on bravely. Now, the purpose of the vagina, he was saying. He stopped and said to Calvin, Why cant we just buy hi...”

“There are certain things every gay man has to know.”

“To save our dying earth, any government which is not environmentalist must go because on earth there are thousands of governments but there in only one earth! Continuing with the eco-traitor stupid...”

“There is a great deal of ruin in a nation.”

“Civilized society is perpetually menaced with disintegration through this primary hostility of men towards one another.”

“Eating a can be the weight that pulls you under or the life raft. It's your choice.”

“Self-help isn't really self-help unless someone else is also helping you. We'd like to be that someone.”

“If I don't eat junk, I don't gain weight.”

“You get use to someonestart to like them, evenand they leave. In the end, everyone leaves.”

“My fear for you outweighs my fear of him, he said simply. And I told you, didnt I? If you left, Id follow you.But should you try to leave on your own, know that I will go to the ends of the earth t...”

“In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete Drawn only to be washed away For the time that I've been given I am what I am”