“As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.”

“I wish my nose would blow me for once.”

“What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found? ”

“Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.”

“I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?”

“Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.”

“I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.”

“I'm an angel. The horns are only there to hold up the halo.”

“Childhood friends are continuity, uninterrupted connections between selves, and you hold on them. You hold on them and you love them, but sometimes they're not quite comfortable.”