“Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire.”

“We are more interested in making others believe we are happy than in trying to be happy ourselves.”

“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.”

“There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand different versions.”

“True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.”

“We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears.”

“Our labour preserves us from three great evils -- weariness, vice, and want.”

“Doing nothing is the hardest torture that a person can put himself through. For he is always brought face to face with his own self, which demands that he gives account for the sun which he useless...”

“We just philosophize, complain of boredom, or drink vodka. It's so clear, you see, that if we're to begin living in the present, we must first of all redeem our past and then be done with it foreve...”

“Tenacity bores failure.”

“Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.”

“He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.”

“He hated to think of his own life stretching ahead of him that way, a long succession of days and nights that were fine - not good, not bad, not great, not lousy, not exciting, not anything.”

“He was fucking sad. That's it. That's the point. He knows life is never going to get any different for him. That there's no fixing him. It's always going to be the same monotonous depressing bullsh...”

“Sane is boring.”