“You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. Its certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!”

“The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.”

“Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that youve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.”

“Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.”

“Sometimes a strikeout means that the sluggers girlfriend just ran off with the UPS driver. Sometimes a muffed ground ball means that the shortstops baby daughter has a pain in her head that wont go...”

“Youre not going to always hit a home run in life. Youre going to strike out! Youre going to walk to the dugout of life, frustrated, while spectators chirp your name in judgment. Theyre afraid to ev...”

“He has the body of a professional athlete, chiseled to perfection in all the right places.”

“Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way theyll at least have something to keep them warm after theyve lost all their money when the company goes under.”

“A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good for the moment.”

“Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that youve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.”