“When animals make a stupid mistake, you laugh at them. A cat misjudges a leap. A dog looks overly quizzical about a simple object. These are funny things. But when a person doesnt understand someth...”

“Newness wears off.This is something Ive learned about relationships. Ive had more than a few run their course, the idiosyncrasies that were once endearing becoming annoying, the jump of my heart in...”

“We're cleaning cat ears.Rhonda doesn't require us to come in on Sundays, but somebody has to feed the animals. Yesterday Alex and I helped five cats and two dogs find homes...We agreed we probably ...”

“You see it in all animals - the female of the species is more deadly than the male.''Except humans.”

“A puppy feels like life and love. Their entire bodies are softfur, skin, the pads of their feet new and delicate. They radiate warmth in the way science can explain, but it goes further than that. ...”

“Why me, then? I ask. Why not Branley? Shes way hotter and was just as drunk as I was.Alex shakes her head as she sits back down. Physical attractiveness has nothing to do with it. You were alone, i...”

“Jerusalem! My Love,My TownI wept until my tears were dryI prayed until the candles flickeredI knelt until the floor creakedI asked about Mohammed and ChristOh Jerusalem, the fragrance of prophetsTh...”

“If it were but known that the combined might of the world was against aggression, the war-minded could only seek his salvation in peace, perceiving that further ostentatious preparations for war we...”

“The school remained open. I thanked Allah that the Americans operated differently. Had the Lebanese lost 241 men in one day, and had we the power and the reach, we would have American males hung fr...”

“When the last woman dies, the last man dies!”

“Females are very simple, with them, yes means yes, & no means yes, & no means no, & no means maybe, but maybe means yes, & maybe means no!”

“When you're younger you're so happy to get some good loving you convince yourself you're in love, can't live with out it, and chase the dick like a crack addict after the pipe, or chase the bad sex...”

“The power of the harasser, the abuser, the rapist depends above all on the silence of women.”

“What's the point of obsessing over cholesterol or bike helmets or even cigarettes when the biggest threats to our children are being released back into society every day? Yes, maybe 'some' of them ...”

“greater sexual freedom expands the grey area between consensual sex and rape”