“When animals make a stupid mistake, you laugh at them. A cat misjudges a leap. A dog looks overly quizzical about a simple object. These are funny things. But when a person doesnt understand someth...”

“Newness wears off.This is something Ive learned about relationships. Ive had more than a few run their course, the idiosyncrasies that were once endearing becoming annoying, the jump of my heart in...”

“We're cleaning cat ears.Rhonda doesn't require us to come in on Sundays, but somebody has to feed the animals. Yesterday Alex and I helped five cats and two dogs find homes...We agreed we probably ...”

“You see it in all animals - the female of the species is more deadly than the male.''Except humans.”

“Everyone thinks if you fix a male dog it will lower his aggression, but most of the biters are female. Its basic instinct to protect their womb. You see it in all animals - the female of the specie...”

“Why me, then? I ask. Why not Branley? Shes way hotter and was just as drunk as I was.Alex shakes her head as she sits back down. Physical attractiveness has nothing to do with it. You were alone, i...”

“If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.”

“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed...”

“I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.”

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best de...”

“No matter how close we are to another person, few human relationships are as free from strife, disagreement, and frustration as is the relationship you have with a good dog. Few human beings give o...”

“Though men in the mass forget the origins of their need, they still bring wolfhounds into city apartments, where dog and man both sit brooding in wistful discomfort.The magic that gleams an instant...”