“In the past people used to rob banks, now the banks rob the people.”

“The hardest things to write are often the best things to read. And the most deserving to be written.”

“Life is not a competition between men and woman. It is a collaboration.”

“Life is not a competition between men and women, it is a collaboration.”

“Be nice to people on the way up. Not because you might meet them on the way back down, but.. because what's the point in going through life being a c**t to everyone”

“At 23 I thought I knew everything, by 33 I realised I knew nothing.”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”