Thank god for Vegas. Seriously.A lobotomy wasnt as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not Pismo) where I wore the thinnest pinned stilettos, gambled like a sweaty degenerate mobster in black loafers, drank like Amy Winehouse and Charles Bukowskis baby, and snorted throat-dripping lines of coke in a Hard Rock Hotel bathroom with four new best friends. Id giddily rub off any one of those from the to-do list I wrote in eyeliner on my hotel bathroom mirror.
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