“This is why you shouldnt hire your friends. Its all nice and professional until the insubordination starts. She sighed.”

“Sometimes lightning struck twice; sometimes, one person got more than their share of suffering.”

“Conan Doyle deluded a century of readers into thinking we're all deductive geniuses.”

“Chatty, defensive, observant. My new favorite witness.”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”