“I hope it's the good kind of dilemma," Reginald broke Patricia's reverie. "Whatever one you're on the horns of."..."I was just thinking," she said. "There are so many scary problems in the world. L...”

“Do you think the occasional witch burning helps to weld society together?”

“A society that has to burn witches to hold itself together is a society that has already failed, and just doesn't know it yet.”

“When the world turns chaotic, we must be the better part of chaos.”

“Why would anybody be a Satanist, anyway? I dont get it. You cant believe in Satan without believing in God, and then youre just picking the wrong side in a big mythic battle thing.”

“Self-awareness paradoxically requires an awareness of the other.”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”