God came up and kissed Day on his forehead. When Day looked over at Johnson, who was still slowly sipping his soda, the guy did look lonely as hell. Before Day could say something kind, his other headache strolled in.Oh hell. What the fuck is going on in here? This must be the officers gay alliance club meeting.Day blew an exasperated breath. And now that youre here, Ronowski, all members are present and we can begin.Day smiled as God and Johnson practically spit their drinks out laughing.Ronowski fumed. Day, youre going to stop calling me gay! I have never been gay! I will never be gay, and I dont like anyone that is gay! So stop saying that before people start believing your bullshit!Day clapped his hands together once. Okay everyone those are the notes from last weeks meeting, now on to new business. Day leveled Ronowski with a stern glare. Ronowski, you are gay, man. Youre tightly closeted. But you are indeed gay, ultra-gay. Youre fuckin Marvin Gay. You crash landed on Earth when your gay planet exploded. Day moved away from God and stood in front of an openmouthed Ronowski. Come out of the closet already. Its so bright and wonderful out here. Dude, Ive seen Brokeback Mountain too, dont believe that bullshit. No one cares who you fuckya knowlike you tell me every. Single. Day. Of. My. Life, Day said exaggeratedly.He stepped in so close to Ronowski that he could smell the body wash he used.Let a man bang your back out one time. Day leaned in to the mans ear and felt Ronowskis body give a fierce shutter. I mean pound your ass so hard that you cant walk straight for a week, and I guarantee you, youll want to march in the next gay pride parade, wearing nothing but a glitter jockstrap and a fuckin hot-pink feather boa. Day stepped back and saw the beads of sweat that had popped up on Ronowskis forehead. Satisfied hed proven his point he refilled his coffee and left the break room.
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- God — Spiritual reflections on the divine, faith, and creation