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Steven Wright was a contemporary American comedian. Steven Alexander Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. Read more on Wikipedia →

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“It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.”
— Steven Wright
humor love

“Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.”
— Steven Wright
amnesia humor memory

“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
— Steven Wright
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“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
— Steven Wright
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“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
— Steven Wright
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“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
— Steven Wright
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