“I didn't learn anything while I was talking.”

“I did everything when I started. In Miami I did news, I did weather, I did sports, I did disk-jockeying. And I did a sports talk show every week - every Saturday night.”

“If they asked me, I did two shifts. I did sports, I did news, because I loved it.”

“Sports are my favorite. It's the first thing I turn to every day.”

“I thought I would be a sports announcer. All I was was a curious kid who wanted to be on the radio.”

“The Kardashians can be famous for being famous. What do they do? I can't figure it out.”

“What do you think my chances might be of finding a soul mate in the group of you? I'll be lucky if I can just find someone who'll be able to stand me for the rest of our lives. What if I've already...”

“There were a group of people before the Ascension known as the Astalsi. They claimed that each person was born with a certain finite amount of ill luck. And so, when an unfortunate event happened, ...”

“Well, good luck, the Vietnam verbal tic...It was as though people couldnt stop themselves from saying it, even when they actually meant to express the opposite wish, like, Die, motherfucker. Usuall...”

“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”

“Artists themselves are not confined, but their output is.”

“Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose.”

“So what's your doll's name?" Boo asked me."Barbie," I said. "All their names are Barbie.""I see," she said. "Well, I'd think that would get boring, everyone having the samename."I thought about thi...”

“I read, write and create. I must lose myself in work, so that there is no space for the other/anything else.”

“Sub-consciousness is extremely selfish, it will do anything to keep you safe and main in a comfort zone”