“A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.”

“Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.”

“I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.”

“Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.”

“Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.”

“Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.”

“When everyone failed to hear my screams, you are the only one who heard my silence.”

“Network marketing is not for everyone because, NOT EVERYONE has goals. Stop trying to make everyone around you goal-oriented.”

“Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much--all of it wrong.”

“Value is more expensive than price.”

“So much the better. The higher the price you have to pay, the more you will cherish it.”

“The true price of anything you do is the amount of time you exchange for it.”