“A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.”

“Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.”

“I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.”

“A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!”

“Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.”

“Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.”

“The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.”

“At the age of 45, most days in Tucson were spent feeling like I was on the summit of Mauna Kea, as I was exhibiting debilitating health symptoms that corresponded to what I saw at very high altitud...”

“The hour is only long thus, if you've waited.”

“Sometimes we never see what failure is and often fail to recognize it.”

“Our failings sometimes bind us to one another as closely as could virtue itself.”

“I don't tweet. I prefer face-to-face communication and sometimes Instagram.”

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

“If I was invincible, maybe I would take up some extreme sports.”

“When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas.”