“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?”

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”

“No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.”

“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

“It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.”

“The secret to being wrong isn't to avoid being wrong! The secret is being willing to be wrong. The secret is realizing that wrong isn't fatal.”

“I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. "Excuse me," she said.”

“Sometimes people dont understandthe promises theyre making when they make them, I said.Isaac shot me a look. Right, of course.But you keep the promise anyway. Thatswhat love is. Love is keeping the...”

“Ownership of words is the reason, only few of us truly keep and respect our words. If you won't keep yours, it's probably not yours.”

“He ought to let the past keep its glow and not try to mix it with what he had in the present.”