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W. C. Fields was a 19th-century American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Read more on Wikipedia →

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“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?”
— W. C. Fields
Cold Whiskey Where

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”
— W. C. Fields
I Am Hate Free

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
— W. C. Fields
Water Live Nothing

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”
— W. C. Fields
Travel Water Me

“No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.”
— W. C. Fields
Crazy Doubt Question

“I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.”
— W. C. Fields
Home Worry Drink
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