“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. ”

“Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands”

“Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.”

“A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.”

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?”

“When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.”

“Too much of a good thing can be taxing.”

“Money often costs too much.”