I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
“My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.”
“I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.”
“I see them standing at the formal gates of their colleges,I see my father strolling outunder the ochre sandstone arch, thered tiles glinting like bentplates of blood behind his head, Isee my mother...”
“We realized that the version of the world they rendered for us was not the world they really believed in...”
“Id never heard my parents make love. If they made love, they did it silently, like bank robbers, like surgeons.”
“Towns can be cruel and vicious -- and sorry. In the wood, in the clearing, in the sun, we will one day find and crown her and keep her: our own witch, the witch of Wiscasset, the Blueberry Queen of...”
“Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.”
“If someone comes to you with, 'It's my kid's graduation,' you don't tell them, 'Sorry, you can't go to that.' You just don't do that. You figure out some other way.”
“Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn.”
“Ultimately, we are all dead men - we only become born again after we have discovered our purpose, a reason to live.”
“In the mirror we see a stranger,Not the person we were born to be,For we are all pretending,Just for everyone to see.”