Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly.
“I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.”
“The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one."Don't vote. It just encourages them....”
“Oh, I can picture myself rattling along Route 66 on that thing, headphones on, singing along to ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' or the opening line from 'Born to be Wild' by Steppenwolf - 'Get your mo...”
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!”
“If you give people a chance, they shine.”
“When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?”
“You know, bicycling isn't just a matter of balance," I said. "it's a matter of faith. You can keep upright only by moving forward. You have to have your eyes on the goal, not the ground. I'm going ...”
“Let me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world. It gives women a feeling of freedom and self-reliance. I stand and rejoice e...”
“Before you start your full day of watching Equestrian Square Dancing, Soccer Balling, Hoop Dreaming, Cricket Batting, Rugby Punching, Volleyball Chopping, Skateboard Falling, Martial Arts Bowing, B...”
“It is the neglect of timely repair that makes rebuilding necessary.”
“There is something wonderful in seeing a wrong-headed majority assailed by truth.”
“Marriage is wonderful.”