“A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.”

“If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.”

“Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.”

“A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.”

“We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.”

“Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food.”

“Every evil starts with 15 volts.”

“My feeling about work is that it's an unnecessary evil, so I've always done my best to avoid it.”

“Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.”

“Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.”

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”

“Gossip, as usual, was one-third right and two-thirds wrong.”

“There are some things one remembers even though they may never have happened.”

“The stories people tell you about themselves seem to retain the possibility of being false. But what you discover about them by yourself seems to be the truth.”

“Those suffering from terminal falsehood seek out each other, like a drunk seeks out a wall so that he doesn't fall down.”