My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Billy Connolly.
“I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.”
“The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one."Don't vote. It just encourages them....”
“Oh, I can picture myself rattling along Route 66 on that thing, headphones on, singing along to ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' or the opening line from 'Born to be Wild' by Steppenwolf - 'Get your mo...”
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!”
“If you give people a chance, they shine.”
“When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?”
“I see them standing at the formal gates of their colleges,I see my father strolling outunder the ochre sandstone arch, thered tiles glinting like bentplates of blood behind his head, Isee my mother...”
“We realized that the version of the world they rendered for us was not the world they really believed in...”
“Id never heard my parents make love. If they made love, they did it silently, like bank robbers, like surgeons.”
“I am the perfect version of me.”
“But if you tame me, then weshall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, Ishall be unique in all the world.”
“I don't want the world to keep turning without me on it.”